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Aug 10, 2022 @ 11:26 PM

itjammy:

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i dropped everything at work just so i could make this

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#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington
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Aug 10, 2022 @ 11:20 PM

daddyhyperion:

hey hoes it’s been a minute just letting yall know im alive. lets seeeee I shaved my head and dyed it green, was in the hospital twice this semester for a total of 2 weeks, missed comic con bc I was in the hospital, turned 22 in the hospital, quit my job (I was a barista), managed to not get covid, still single, passed all my classes with flying colors and will be graduating next semester! I’m on break rn and trying to find some creative ways to spend my time I really want to get back into painting and I wanna try my hand at digital art. I wanna continue learning guitar and would like to start writing songs for an album. and i think i’m gonna start doing weekly video game streams. I just want to make content yknow? oh I also started writing my first stand up set (did I mention that I want to be a comedian now?) I just have so many ideas in my head. I think that’s pretty much everything that’s going on with me. how is everyone? i missed yall

hey again kiddos I graduated!! looking for a job. still bald. still emo. Thinking of starting my transition soon?? been marinating on my gender alot and finally came to the conclusion that I’m a boy so that’s kinda nice but daunting. Still wanna produce more content, working on a very gay sitcom, wanna get back into paintings and do some portraits, consider recording some song covers to post on youtube or sumn, wanna start taking my cosplay more seriously, also been writing jokes for a stand up set??? I’ve been sad but otherwise pretty good yknow. How are yall?

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Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:32 PM

daddyhyperion:

Me when literally anyone in any situation says “dammit”

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I NEED yall to know that this post is about the song dammit janet from rocky horror picture show, not the good place

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Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:22 PM

daddyhyperion:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

Yall are annoying calling this post nostalgic I posted it in 2018. you nostalgic for 3 years ago? 😭😭

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Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:14 PM

whit3-monsst3r:

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

Why did I think of the song i write sins not tragedies by panic! at the disco

because that’s literally the entire joke

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Dec 26, 2021 @ 11:14 PM

hey hoes it’s been a minute just letting yall know im alive. lets seeeee I shaved my head and dyed it green, was in the hospital twice this semester for a total of 2 weeks, missed comic con bc I was in the hospital, turned 22 in the hospital, quit my job (I was a barista), managed to not get covid, still single, passed all my classes with flying colors and will be graduating next semester! I’m on break rn and trying to find some creative ways to spend my time I really want to get back into painting and I wanna try my hand at digital art. I wanna continue learning guitar and would like to start writing songs for an album. and i think i’m gonna start doing weekly video game streams. I just want to make content yknow? oh I also started writing my first stand up set (did I mention that I want to be a comedian now?) I just have so many ideas in my head. I think that’s pretty much everything that’s going on with me. how is everyone? i missed yall

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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

Jun 29, 2021 @ 12:50 PM

convolutings:

hurleyquinn:

  •  Don’t Stop Believing 
  • Bohemian Rhapsody 
  • Living On A Prayer 
  • Come On Eileen 
  • Sweet Caroline 
  • Shot Through the Heart 
  • Pour Some Sugar on Me 
  • Sweet Home Alabama 
  • Under Pressure 
  • Shook Me All Night Long 
  • Ice Ice Baby 
  • Cotton Eyed Joe
  • 500 Miles
  • Wonderwall 
  • Buddy Holly 
  • A Thousand Miles 
  • Teenage Dirtbag 
  • Red Solo Cup 
  • Mr Brightside 
  • Never Gonna Give You Up 
  • Eye of the Tiger 
  • Chicken Fried 
  • American Pie 
  • I Love Rock and Roll 
  • Dancing Queen 
  • Don’t You Want Me
  • We Will Rock You 
  • The Time Warp 
  • Hey Jude 
  • Piano Man
  • This Is How We Do It
  • Drops of Jupiter 
  • Hey Soul Sister
  • In The End 
  • All The Small Things 
  • Stacy’s Mom 
  • Kryptonite 
  • All Star 
  • You Found Me
  • Bad Day 
  • Bring Me To Life 
  • Dance, Dance
  • Sugar We’re Going Down 
  • I Write Sins Not Tragedies 
  • All The Small Things 
  • Ocean Avenue 
  • Dirty Little Secret 
  • Margaritaville 
  • Sk8er Boi
  • Brown Eyed Girl 
  • Life Is A Highway 
  • Some Nights 
  • Little Lion Man 
  • Breakeven
  • Hey There Delilah 
  • Viva La Vida
  • Use Somebody 
  • Carry On My Wayward Son 
  • Take On Me
  • 1985 
  • Iris 
  • I’m Awesome 
  • Seven Nation Army 
  • September 
  • Since U Been Gone
  • Skinny Love 
  • Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
  • Bye Bye Bye 
  • Say It Ain’t So 
  • Somewhere Only We Know 
  • I’m Yours 
  • Last Resort 
  • My Girl 
  • Tiny Dancer 
  • Roxanne
  • Shout 
  • I’m a Believer 
  • Soul Man
  • Feel Good Inc 
  • Check Yes Juliet
  • Walking On Sunshine 
  • MMM Bop
  • Pumped up Kicks 
  • Hooked On A Feeling 
  • It’s A Beautiful Day
  • Summer Girls 
  • Before He Cheats 
  • Happy Together
  • You Make My Dreams Come True
  • Build Me Up Buttercup
  • Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
  • DONTTRUSTME
  • Shake It (Metro Station)
  • Juke Box Hero
  • Girls Just Want To Have Fun
  • what makes you beautiful

this is the only good addition ever made on this post

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Jun 1, 2021 @ 10:54 PM

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphaba whispering “come with me…..to the emerald city” in a sultry voice to galinda walked so catra saying “hey adora” could run

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Jun 1, 2021 @ 10:54 PM

vampiredick:

wwinchester:

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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Jun 1, 2021 @ 10:54 PM

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i need to get laid¹

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¹gently, in the cold, dark earth

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May 27, 2021 @ 7:08 PM

theballadoffinchesandsaints:

daddyhyperion:

Nick Carraway is a background character to his own life

Excuse me, @whitebabysbreath, I am losing my mind. How dare you hide this in the replies???

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this is THE funniest thing I’ve ever read

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May 27, 2021 @ 6:58 PM

tvillingarnaa:

message me a made up title of a mixtape/playlist and i have to pick 5 to 10 songs i think would go on it

say “playlist: title” in ur ask so i know what its for

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send me a playlist title and I’ll make it!

May 27, 2021 @ 6:58 PM
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May 27, 2021 @ 6:57 PM
 Anonymous asked 

Playlist: bog songs (bongs)

 daddyhyperion answered 
  1. In A Week - Hozier
  2. SWAMP - brockhampton
  3. The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
  4. Follow Rivers - Lyke Li
  5. Hell Below, Heaven Above - Pierce the Weil
  6. Wasteland, Baby! - Hozier
  7. Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey
  8. Two Ghosts - Harry Potter
  9. Dark Lady - Cher
  10. COPYCAT- Billie Eilish

Send me a title and I’ll make the playlist

  1. In A Week - Hozier
  2. SWAMP - brockhampton
  3. The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
  4. Follow Rivers - Lyke Li
  5. Hell Below, Heaven Above - Pierce the Weil
  6. Wasteland, Baby! - Hozier
  7. Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey
  8. Two Ghosts - Harry Potter
  9. Dark Lady - Cher
  10. COPYCAT- Billie Eilish

Send me a title and I’ll make the playlist

why yall ain’t never tell me i said Harry POTTER instead of Harry STYLES 😭😭😭😭

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I just wanna remind you all that the new Spiderman is 15 (confirmed by director Jon Watts) and Deadpool is speculated to be around maybe 36? (Ryan Reynolds is 39)

May 27, 2021 @ 6:19 PM

daddyhyperion:

I love Spideypool as much as the next guy but please just keep this in mind with all the new Marvel movies coming soon that the new Spiderman is significantly younger than usual and that Peter and Wade now have at least a 15 year age difference 

remember when I posted this and you weirdo pedophilia shippers leapt down my throat for it? yeah. fuck you. I was nice about this for way too long. and with Deadpool joining the mcu this needs to be said again. If you ship Tom Holland’s 16 year old Spiderman with Ryan Reynolds’ grown adult deadpool: you are a fucking freak. Point blank period. no ifs ands or buts. it’s weird. it’s wrong. it’s pedophilic. and you should be ashamed. I am shaming you, and literally nothing you say will change my opinion or make me be quiet about this. Do not ship children with adults unless you want fucking smoke from me because I WILL give it to you with no remorse. Don’t ship children with adults at all. Fucking weirdos.

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